Incredible!!!!! Vaginal beer set to go on sale. Fancy a swig?

Throws up before I start writing this story…lol. You could soon be able to drink you-know-what if eating it is not to your taste. The creators of the beer said the idea was to capture the essence of a woman (‘her charm, her sensuality, her passion… her taste, feel her smell… her voice’) and turn it into a drink. The bacteria was taken from Czech model Alexandra Brendlov.

On their website, Order Of Yoni, they wrote: “The secret of the beer lies in her vagina.
“Using hi-tech of microbiology, we isolate, examine and prepare lactic acid bacteria from vagina of a unique woman.
“The bacteria, lactobacillus, transfer woman’s features, allure, grace, glamour, and her instincts into beers and other products, turning them into dance with lovely goddess.

“We have devoted much time to seek for such a woman, all the models had to undergo a very strict selection process.
“And, finally, after long months of search we have made it. We have found a woman that personifies feminity, natural charm and lure and who possesses all the desired instincts which we wanted to frame in our bottle of beer.”

The creators are hoping to raise €150000 and have set up an Indiegogo page for donations, so far, €11 has been raised after six days. Obviously, not many people find the idea mouthwatering.