South African Universities Will Offer Witchcraft Courses In 2018 Curriculum To Ease Traffic Jam

In the next two years, students enrolling in public Universities in South Africa will now have the free invitation to join witchcraft in order to get flying power so as to help the country solve traffic jam problem.

According to the story making rounds in South Africa, Education Minister Nzimande Blade revealed this while addressing Student Union representatives from all over the country earlier this week.

Blade reportedly said Universities all over the country have been advised to offer courses on witchcraft to students willing to practice witchcraft.

According to him, students will be able to learn how to fly in winnowing baskets.

In his words:

“Our student can learn a lot from witchcraft, imagine if they learn how to fly in that winnowing basket used by witches, it will help our country eradicate traffic problem and everyone will just get their basket and fly in it and that means South Africa will no more be importing expensive fuel.

Nzimande

This is not funny. Hope the man was not under influence while making this senseless announcement.